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---*Announcement Before A Movie*--- "As a reminder, no flash photography is allowed, and please turn off your baby." |
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Could be built into a humorous short advert where someone's baby starts ringing, and the baby is ejected out of the seat and flies into the screen {splat} |
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When I had a baby I found that (as I had been told) I was actually capable of differentiating my baby's cry from everyone else's. I'm still giving this a bun though, because of the staggering embarrasment it could have saved me from when I got it wrong on a couple of occasions. |
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A vibrating baby would be less annoying. |
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No two people cry alike in the Entire World. That includes grown-ups as well as children. I can recognize all my adult friends' cries instantly. |
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By contrast, many people's speaking voices are similar to each other's, and I often can't tell them apart. |
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So apparently, one purpose of crying is differentiation. This is strange, since crying is also a distress call and everyone can recognize it, even though each person's cry is different. |
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"Jeezus, honey, I've heard the first five notes to 'Smoke on the water' for over an hour now! Put the kidd-o to bed!" |
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