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Baboon's Bum Bicycling Briefs

 Be seen, be sexually attractive (but only to .baboons).
  (+18, -2)(+18, -2)
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BorgCo are proud to offer for the first time anywhere pairs of unisex cycling shorts which have large red electroluminescent panels on the outside of the buttock area, powered by a small battery pack at the waistband.

Causes the wearer's rear end to glow bright red in both hemispheres like a sexually-available baboon.

Improves the visibility of cyclists in otherwise poor riding/driving conditions.

Guaranteed to break the ice at parties.

—8th of 7, Nov 21 2009

Cyclist Safety Lights Cyclist_20Safety_20Lights
Prior art acknowledged.. [8th of 7, Nov 21 2009]

Add Baboon's Bum Bicycling Briefs as an option to this standard equipment Bicycle_20Seat_20Shorts
[normzone, Nov 22 2009]


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       \\glow \\   

       You might be thinking of the rare baboon/firefly hybrid.
—swimswim, Nov 21 2009
   

       We bow to your superior expertise in the area of primate posteriors.
—8th of 7, Nov 21 2009
   

       Is that a sincere bow, or are you just showing off your blinking lights?
—swimswim, Nov 21 2009
   

       Behold the sunrise.
—8th of 7, Nov 21 2009
   

       be .sexy
—WcW, Nov 22 2009
   

       So it works both north ~and~ south of the Equator?
—BunsenHoneydew, Nov 22 2009
   

       +1
—po, Nov 22 2009
   

       Tremendous.
—Jinbish, Nov 22 2009
   

       [+], but why is there a dot on your baboons? Is .baboon a new top level domain? If not, why not?
—pertinax, Nov 22 2009
   

       // Is .baboon a new top level domain? //   

       It's an alias for .gov ...
—8th of 7, Nov 22 2009
   

       "+1"
sp: +2
—phoenix, Nov 22 2009
   

       I'm not altogether sure why I like this - a bit of a worry really.
—po, Nov 22 2009
   

       //glowing buns// sp. bums
—pocmloc, Nov 22 2009
   

       Errr, actually buns is a better word. In the baked goods/croissanty type sense, and the American, using it to mean buttocks, kind of sense.
—kaz, Nov 22 2009
   

       So gross +
—blissmiss, Nov 22 2009
   

       You make them sound like n infectious disease.   

       Is it possible to catch baboons ? If so, how ?
—8th of 7, Nov 22 2009
   

       I think [8th] just might have a baboon sweetie pie, all ready to ride on the back of his bike!!!
—blissmiss, Nov 22 2009
   

       Pure brilliance! (especially at night) [+][+]
—Grogster, Jun 29 2013
   


 

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