h a l f b a k e r yOn the one hand, true. On the other hand, bollocks.
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The average person gives off 400 BTU / hr at rest. The average home requires about 10,000 - 20,000 BTU / hr to heat it during winter.
That's between 25-50 people required to heat your home.
The BTU Theater room is a room in your house with a heat exchanger where the public can watch movies for
a discount in exchange for giving you their extra body heat.
Extra spicy food is also sold near cost.
(Mwah ha ha ha!)
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If these are "British" thermal units, it should be a "theatre", shirley? |
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hehe hot buns for you!!++
question - do hot babes give off more BTUs? |
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Or turn your basement into a homeless shelter in the winter |
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Decomposing detritus also generates a certain amount of heat - a similar exothermic result might also be achieved by filling the front room/cellar/hall with tons of fresh manure - and for a small fee, the farmer is provided with an alternate storage location for his poos - everyone's a winner! |
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[Zen] Actually I'm pretty sure I've heard of compost heaps
being used for that purpose. I think a heat exchanger is
involved though. |
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Spicy food doesn't make you hot. It makes you sweat
because you think you're hot, and sweating cools you down.
That's why it's eaten in hot places. |
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Does this seat make my btu look big? |
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Shirley you'd want to open a gym? the heat per person
should be quite a bit better. |
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You will need moisture barriers or dehumidifiers. And a larger parking lot. |
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