Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Replace "light" with "sausages" and this may work...

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Automatic water pistol

 More soaking, less stroking.
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Those super soaker guns are good fun until the chamber de-pressurises two seconds later. Then you have to frantically pump the thing up again through a highly inefficient process using a motion that closely resembles masturbation. The idea here is to have a network of high(ish) pressure "shop" air feeds distributed around the water park. Testosterone-fuelled teenagers are thereby saved a considerable exertion, enabling them to do more squirting (both now and later).

Can also be used to inflate lilos.

—EnochLives, May 22 2017

Battery powered watergun https://a.aliexpress.com/_mMrjrdW
[xaviergisz, Feb 20 2022]

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       This would inevitably lead to the inflation of squirrels and small dogs. [+].
—MaxwellBuchanan, May 22 2017
   

       If you're going to hook up to a hose, may as well make it a high-pressure water hose, and dispense with the gun altogether.
—neutrinos_shadow, May 22 2017
   

       Fill the pistol with carbonated water to save time and connections?
—AusCan531, May 23 2017
   

       This should be doable using a scuba tank. You can already wear those.   

       Really what is necessary is a small tank of ether. On depleting your pressure reservoir, ignite a small quantity of ether inside your pressure vessel and top up your pressure with hot CO2. Fizzy!
—bungston, May 24 2017
   

       Miniature electric or i/c compressor
—pocmloc, May 25 2017
   

       Nitrocellulose gas generator...
—8th of 7, May 25 2017
   

       // Then you have to frantically pump the thing up again through a highly inefficient process using a motion that closely resembles masturbation. //   

       If women are on average worse in water gun battles than men, I just realized a possible reason why.
—notexactly, May 26 2017
   

       That is wrong on so many, many levels that, after you're hunted down and killed slowly and painfully by the feminists, you may well be commemorated by some impressive public statuary ...
—8th of 7, May 26 2017
   
      
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