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Simply put. A foot shaped apparatus fitted into your door that kicks door to door salesmen in the balls.
God i hate DtD salesmen.
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"Can I-"
*thud*
"- interest you in -"
*Thud*
"- these very effec-"
*THUD*
"-tive groin cups?" |
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[bovinemilk] but how do you know which DtD salesman is selling them? |
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They should be selling deoderant. |
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I turned one down at the bus stop the other day on the basis that I already had what he was selling. I didn't have the heart to tell him his upper lip was still crusted with toothpaste... |
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testicle crushing is too cruel and unusual for salesmen. |
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Fishbone...handles salesMAN but not other genders of salesperson. The device should be able to handle all use cases. |
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Make the "foot shaped device" three inches in diameter, and eighteen inches long. Mount it to the side of the entryway to "kick" salespeople from behind. Problems solved... untly you have to deal with a door to door kink. |
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Admin: Move to Home: Pest control: trap |
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In our state its a $10000 fine for door to door selling. That stops it smartly. See your MP or become an MP and get it done. |
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... trapdoor in the drawbridge, duh. |
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I'll bun this if you can propose a way of extending it to work on telemarketers and spammers. |
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