h a l f b a k e r yQuis custodiet the custard?
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I love the unneccesary over-complication, but a simple
length of
stovepipe with a grate 2" from the bottom is the second-
best way to start charcoal and woodstove kindling. They
sell them in stores, calling them charcoal
chimneys, but hippie-descended hillbillies like [The
Alterother] just make their own. |
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But you're overlooking the lucrative hillbilly-descended hippie market. Or are they interested in different types of pipes? |
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My contraption actually drives the air into the base of the flame rather than just relying upon draw where you need a bit of heat to make it function. |
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That's why the charcoal chimney is only the penultimate
method for lighting charcoal. The best, of course, is the
oxy-fuel cutting torch, which drives the flame into the
base of the air (and into anything else you point it toward). |
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I still like your idea. It meets every halfbaked standard I
can think of without straining myself. |
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// The best, of course, is the oxy-fuel cutting torch // |
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The finest method of BBQ ignition yet tested is the M14 thermite grenade. Compact, discreet, yet capable of lighing a pile of charcoal that's been doused in water and still melting though the grille underneath, it is without equal in the world of the culinarily impatient. |
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Why not skip the charcoal and simply ignite the meat with
it, if you're in such a hurry? |
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8th of 7 next time your testing BBQ ignition systems, can I tag
along?? |
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If you're having trouble getting the barbecue up to
speed, just use a petrol-powered leaf blower. You'll
have a massive conflagration in no time flat. |
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I think a petrol-powered leaf blower is more of an 'outside' toy rather than something to bring into the house to get the woodstove or fireplace going. Unless your missus is more understanding than mine. |
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