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I felt like giving you an Autobone
to go with your autositar but I
thought better of it. I was afraid
you would play the steel drums on
me after beating me up. + |
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Croissant. What's better than having a private Ravi Shenkar concert? |
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A private Ravi Shenkar concert with no Ravi Shenkar. |
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// I was afraid you would play the steel drums on me after beating me up // |
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Nah. I save the steel drums for the wretched. I would only beat you bloody. |
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<What's better than having a private Ravi Shenkar [sic] concert?> |
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A private Norah Jones non-concert. |
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Tum, tum, tikke, tikke, tum, ta, tum, tikke, tikke, rra, rra, tum. + |
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//I would only beat you bloody.// |
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Or the closest equivalent. I think
the NIH and WHO would advise
against sharing my insides with
your fragile ecosystem. |
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Great, more muzack. You'd probably want the vocal chords (or whatever) of a whale suspended from a corner of the room, stimulated to produce their 'song' through electrical discharch. Maybe we could just get some dolphins playing pan-pipes and have done with it. God-consarned hippies. |
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I only speak the truth! I only speak the truth! |
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I think you meant "twooth." |
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