h a l f b a k e r yIt might be better to just get another gerbil.
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Famished, but no time to stop and eat? Give Auto-Mat a try—just
up ahead on the right! Simply place your order using our
convenient smartphone app, then pull into the right lane of
the freeway. As you pass under the restaurant, your food is
deposited directly into your vehicle via the sunroof
(make
sure you open the sunroof—recommended speed under
30MPH).
Enjoy a variety of (relatively durable) sandwiches, drinks,
snacks, and sundries (phone chargers, moist towelettes,
portable urinals, etc.) without even having to stop your car!
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Sounds a little fast-fetched. |
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Fatal flaw: Not every car has a sunroof. |
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Maybe select 'sunroof' or 'toss through passenger window'? |
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It's not really a "fatal flaw"; I'm sure it could be
covered by some sort of a disclaimer. |
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Well, I mean, er, I don't mean the resulting hole would
be covered; you'd need some sort of self-sealing film
for that. "Fatal flaw" would be something carried on
the luggage rack. |
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For those drivers without a sunroof, we're currently
prototyping a pop-out window chute. We'll be
announcing it shortly, just as soon as our top-notch
engineers have worked out the last of the design kinks
(and our
even topper-notch lawyers have finished writing up the
iron-clad liability waiver). |
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You might want to look at the system that mail
trains use to pick up and drop off mail en route. |
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//You might want to look at the system that mail
trains use to pick up and drop off mail en route.// |
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Eyes on the road, please. This system is error-prone
enough as it is. |
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