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The tellers at the Ass Bank start out by fully documenting
your bottom.
With point cloud scans, manual measurements, stereo
photography and an interview that includes questions
about ass activity, diet, exercise and history a detailed
profile is created.
The bank then processes your data
through an elaborate
calculator that then furnishes statistics of quality,
magnitude and a rating similar to a credit rating all based
on comparison to all of the other ass data in the bank.
(?) www.ratemybutt.com/
http://www.ratemybutt.com/
So like this then, only with the additional overheads of a branch-network. [zen_tom, May 13 2010]
Somewhat related...
Lunar_20Biometrics
butt biometrics to prevent identity theft [FlyingToaster, May 13 2010]
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...so I have growing ASSets... |
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rate my but is not what i had in mind, its far too
porno, my thought process was to financial
institutionalize bottoms, to make ass quality a form of
currency if you will. |
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I was inspired by watching an out of control monkey
show on the science channel. |
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//make ass quality a form of currency// Very high inflation
rate, as ass quality declines over time. Now, if you made ass
*size* a form of currency, you'd have the opposite effect (as
[xandram] points out). |
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I saw that monkey show. It's where they were having sex like
they were shakin' hands. Not? |
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'Your ass is a 10... On the Richter Scale, that is!' |
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I'd like to see a visual of the groceries it took to build some of
these tunz-o-bunz. 'if you line the groceries he ate up, they
would go to the moon and back'. |
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MO (Morbid Obesity) T-Shirt: 'What about the starving kids in
Asia? I ate them too!' |
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Oh, I know, your butt bank is for beautiful, not bountiful, buns.
But ass are in the eye of the beholder. So one person's 10 could
be another's 0. |
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It would be more like a market. Butt futures. |
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Look... I'm not voting for your idea, but, I'll put a bun on your
bum. |
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