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Artificial Intelligence Countermeasure

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Dealing with AI bots over the phone can be extremely frustrating and time wasting. Hearing " Sorry, I didn't get that " for the third or fourth time or " Let's try this another way " after you have clearly asked to speak with a representative may result in your screaming at these abominations. This countermeasure is a handheld device that superimposes inaudible frequencies on your voice which cause the bot to immediately connect to a human being. Several settings are available to neutralize various different bots, the last setting being the "Foghorn" in case of being connected to a rude live person.
Faulstroh, Mar 03 2023

"AI" robot operators that actually work. _22AI_22_20Customer..._20Actually_20Works
[doctorremulac3, Mar 03 2023]

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       I wish you so much luck with this.   

       We are currently being replaced by machines which can do our jobs more efficiently then we can and don't ask for a wage beyond being birthed and serviced.   

       We either all decide en masse to stop buying non-human made products or take wheteverthefuck the DoubleUEef is selling.   

       Bun, but I've already solved the robot operator problem. (link)
doctorremulac3, Mar 03 2023
  

       *more efficiently than
pashute, Mar 05 2023
  
      
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