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Armourettes
Suits of armour for the girls, that has spare spaces for things rescued. | |
I was recently going to go and rescue a
damsel in distress, (feline locked in an
attic next door), when I realized I was
not
properly dressed.
Wellllll... imagine my dismay when I
found
no armour wear to wear. Only the "man"
suit my old boyfriend used to wear when
rescueing me from
flame throwers here.
So I propose Armourette Wear, with
space
provided for a large boosom, and a
nicely
shaped onion style tush as well.
Off I go now to rescue that lady...
This is probably too much then?
http://camelot.alla...e-original-cats.jpg
[phoenix, Sep 02 2008]
femtroopers
http://www.sfgate.c...gid=3&entry_id=8393
[jaksplat, Sep 02 2008]
Lady Eowyn: Shieldmaiden of Rohan
http://images.googl...%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN
Half way down the page .... what's the female equvalent of "macho" ? [8th of 7, Sep 02 2008]
Armor storage.
http://www.kalebstr...8/henry_the_8th.jpg
There would need to be some cantilevering to stay upright, but... [mylodon, Sep 02 2008]
[link]
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what did Joan of Arc wear? |
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typical halfbaker - write up the idea and then go sort out the emergency! |
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If only there were a Lancelot around here,
or something like that, I'd be able to
stay... |
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eeks, I searched the bakery but not
Google. What a dolt! |
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/with space provided for a/ ...large cat? |
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Yes by golly that's what I meant. Armour
with a large spare space for carrying
one's saved damsels...or cats, or
whatevers. |
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I thought this said Amourettes - don't know what those are but they sound romantic. |
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// they sound romantic // |
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No, this is women with edged weapons, and that's not romantic at all, just bloody frightening. |
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Baked (see link). It may need to be enlarged, but it is a great place for damsels. |
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[8th of 7], what's to be frightened of? |
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Women with edged weapons, that's what. |
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8th is scared of women, who'd have thought it? |
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I can't find any women who care about using edged weapons other than in the kitchen, so I don't try to impart my knowledge of using points and edges. |
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I skip straight to teaching my women to shoot handguns. |
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which end am I supposed to hold then? |
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what's this wobbly bit for? |
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(o/t google search for oops and po = 287) |
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We are not "scared of women". We are cautious in dangerous situations: |
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<sound of kitchen knife parting thinning male hair>
DUDUDUDURURRRRRRR........ (Sound of kitchen knife embedding itself in inside of front door)
<crying>
"Oh, it's that time again, is it ?"
Q.E.D. |
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Mmmm, girls in armour with weapons - most excellent. (Particularly with a long-bow-n-arrow; don't know why, but it's all good...) |
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I was thinking lacy edges and veils and such... |
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