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A lead tux for all kinds of neuculear mishaps.
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Wouldn't you look a bit peuculear? |
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I dont know, what I do know though is that when the
world ends I want to be lookin sharp, and I want to last
long enough for people to notice that I dressed up for the
occasion. |
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It would be more universally effective if the suit were charcoal impregnated rather than lead-lined. |
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"Don't be caught dead wearing concrete shoes, wear the lead Armani, the suit of choice for discerning victoms of the Mafia" |
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. . . and of victomic bombs. |
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...leave a pretty corpse? |
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+ for the title. Pun-derful. |
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A lead tux is really *not* going to protect you from all kinds of nucular mishaps, only the ones that do not hit you directly. And even then you'd have to have a bottled air supply handy. |
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A thin layer of lead, that one might wear around won't do much good for hard gamma. |
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For example, locomotives and manned robots used in the nuclear aircraft engine and rocket engine programs had liquid filled windows about a meter thick and many centimeters of lead elsewhere. The robot weighed some 80 tons, and the locos were probably heavier than their unshielded counterparts by about as much. |
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Even with that level of shielding, they had to wait to approach the experiments because the dose rate was so high, 10^6 rad/ hr @ 30meters, and could not linger. Note that dirty bombs and conventional nuclear explosives won't have rates nearly as high, though, but an accident like Chernobyl could approach them. |
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In short no wearable, human bearable lead suit would do as much good as running away from a hot area as fast as one can to limit exposure time. All you'd need is a respirator and a Tyvek suit to avoid internal contamination. |
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I'd love to see what a Cavalli nuclear-resistant outfit would look like. |
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How about "The Young Ones" approach, paint yourself white to reflect the blast? |
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Curie Vuitton? Louis Fission? Rads Lauren? Half-life Boss? I'm thinking there's potential for plenty of post-apocalyptic designer-label merchandise houses. <blatant call to arms> Help me out with some more names here, 'Bakers. </bcta>. |
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Tres chic, le Geiger clic! |
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'Hard Gamma'" is a great name for a drink, a band or a dog. |
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The well-dressed horsemen of the A-Prada-lypse |
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//The well-dressed horsemen of the A-Prada-lypse//
Now *thats* dressage. |
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