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Prescription weight loss medication is vaporized and
recirculated through schools via the HVAC system. Overweight
students and teachers will benefit from reduced cravings and
subsequent weight loss.
When mixed with vaporized coffee and/or nicotine office
employees will also stay awake and
alert.
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What about students with anorexia ? |
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// office employees will also stay awake and alert. // |
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The prospect of being awake and alert in some office meetings is a horror not to be contemplated. |
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I think the fundamental flaw lies in the first word of the idea:
//Prescription//. "Prescription" generally (and I may be
extrapolating a little here) means "prescription", which is a
synonym for "prescription". |
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"Prescription" is merely a suggestion; perhaps "strong" would
be a better word. Some folks consume vinegar to suppress
the urge to stuff their faces. It could work. Probably better
than self flagellation. |
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But not nearly as much fun. |
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// Some folks consume vinegar to suppress the urge to stuff their faces. // |
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That's probablywhy most health fascists have a facial expression reminiscent of a bulldog chewing on a wasp. |
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"Some folks" consume a whole range of things for a variety if motives. Just because other people do something doesn't mean it's automatically a good idea. Radithor, for example ... |
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// Probably better than self flagellation. // |
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The list of human activities that are better than self-flagellation is considerably longer than the list of activities that are equivalent or worse. |
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This is baked in Middle Schools across the US in the form of
inhaled Adderall in all of the bathrooms. |
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Just because RockCo's Radium Dietary Suppository program
went, er, down the tube is no reason our Appetite
Suppressant Vapor will do any worse. We are simply trying to
achieve the slimming results that our citizens are too lazy
and unmotivated to get. |
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It's certainly not as easy to chomp your Big Mac and fries when your jaw falls off... |
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Maybe you should market it as the "Eben Byers" diet ? |
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