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Surely superstitious anti-cat bleach? Or maybe, superstition-indulging anti-blackness cat bleach? I mean, it's not really anti-superstitious, is it? |
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could also be thought of as witch deterrent? |
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"Zis little love bundle. Now she is seeking for us a trysting place. Touching, is it not? Come, my little peanut of brittle. I will help you."
"Wait for me."
" Wait moi cerise." |
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Much better than a burlap bag and a brick. [+] |
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Change the name to Cat Whitener and make it like paintball, except the ammo is very large to maximize coverage or you use a shotgun for maximum spread. And add some catnip so the little targets get something for their trouble. |
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Looks like 2 fries has been into the cooking sherry again. |
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And we have alzo zee supair soakair, which ees feeled avec le paint bleck, yes? And we will deskunk pouvre Pepe, and ze leetle flowair, she weel be less shy, no? Yes. Honh Honh Honh! Je suis coming for vous, ma cherie! |
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