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Right, Wrongfellow I'm not taking this lying down....
I propose a centaur outfit for those dwelling in places with mosquitoes. Obviously two of the legs will be yours, but that leaves the other two legs to distract the mosquitoes, halving the bite rate.
As an additional counter measure, the fake
legs can have piglets humanely strapped to them to provide a more target-rich environment for aforementioned winged bloodsuckers*.
As an additional additional counter measure, the front legs (ie yours) can have piglet balloons inflated with hydrogen to 5 atmospheres. When a rapid change of pressure (a bite) occurs the piglet detaches and operates as some kind of chaff.
Optional reactive armour toupee and false beard, for the assimilated market.
* On the old Grand Tour of Europe toffs used to take their own piglet, it would get the bed while they were out carousing, get bitten in their place, so the toffs would get a decent nights sleep.
Ghostbusters theme on Tesla organ
https://www.youtube...watch?v=ep1r0unWkYc
[not_morrison_rm, Aug 07 2014]
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Immediate bun for reactive armour. |
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// dwelling in places with mosquitoes // |
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Would it not be simpler to just drop napalm over the entire area ? We
love the smell of napalm in the morning ... |
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"The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like .
. . victory. " |
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</revirie>
<sudden return to "reality" (?)>
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van de graaf generators accepted, so long as |
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1) lifetime guarantee not to short out inside the trousers |
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2) small keyboard to play ghostbusters theme in idle moments. Linky. |
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