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This vile-tasting skin ointment would hopefully discourage any
large animal who got a taste of it.
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...after it had bitten your leg off. |
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A family of pigeons took to populating on the ledge next to my bedroom. I'm shocked to say that spreading pepper along the ledge seems to have sent them off. Who knows what scent bears can't bear. |
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Well, there are lots of dogs near where I live and the road outside my house sometimes smells of dogshit - and there are no bears anywhere in the area. |
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Remember the woman in Connecticut who had her face
taken off by a Chimp? She could of used this...bad. |
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It could come with the same sort of iron clad, money-back
guarantee as the "Anti- Skylab Spray Repellent" some
Aussies were selling back when Skylab was imminently
predicted to crash onto Australia. If the product fails to
protect the purchaser from the specified nasty event, they
get double their money back. |
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If the skin cream simply SMELLS horrible enough, that
should suffice to keep bears away, without any need for it
to be tasted. |
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Shades of death by dragon-fire protection cream in
"Guards, Guards", in the event of it's not working, full
refund - upon personally coming in and making a
claim. |
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