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This of course came by while I was reading the Psycho Shower
Curtain. It woud be a shower curtain with the blurry, slightly
moving (with bad singing noises for the DeLuxe version) of a
beautiful girl showering. This should attract all psycho-killers
around, while you wait for your moment in the
closet, your
own butcher knife in hand......
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This seems like unneeded entrapment. Psychotic killers tend to show up even if neither woman nor man baits them. What would mother think? |
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//neighbours will be green of envy of your unique pet// |
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Are you SURE, thats envy they'd be feeling? |
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waiting for answer with bated breath |
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Entrapment is hardly ever unneeded (That is, if you live in
a B-series slasher movie, which, given the number of
people dying in each of them, seems to be quite
frequent). Plus, you could possibly use that curtain only
when you hear the manic violins, or even have another
bathroom, this one safe.... Could also be useful to
profilers, by designing it with the right features for the
girl... |
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It seems the profilers have already jumped to erroneous
conclusions about this girl. Any psycho-killer stalking the
one bathroom of which he or she expects to find the girl
taking her shower in is in for a surprise. |
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Better than mear entrappment--for the girl--she would
have the satisfaction of knowing the happless psycho
would have to defend himself from the resultant counter
assault of one of four military service personnel that
reside at the multi unit rental property he or she had
mistaken for the girl's residence. Meanwhile the girl
would be safe and sound in her family's respectable multi
story, multi bath home on the charming multi-lot acreage
with its own magic treehouse in the woods out back. |
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Despite whatever the trailers alluded to, she
would never fit the profile of a "B movie 'Janet Leigh'".
But she doesn't owe anyone any further explanation. |
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Actually, her name is Cedric. |
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It's certainly more logical in that other movie. But as the opening scene had shown Cedric already seated, and considering the temperment of the Norbert that came to my mind... Well, I guess it doesn't matter. It's not the first time or even the second time that someone has speculated one was the other. |
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That's the whole point. Cedric cannot speak with norbert
right now, as she is waiting (curventsils in hand) for her
shower curtain to be attacked by a psycho-killer. |
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"Entrapment is hardly ever unneeded"...in case you missed it, I only used the word entrapment to create a context that would make a following pun a bit less obvious. (I don't really talk that way.) |
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Not a very good pun either, apparently. |
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Sorry, apparently the context worked too well.... And by
the way, half the time, mother IS the psycho killa. |
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That's scary. How many times has she done this? |
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Now you see why we need something to catch her red
handed |
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Fa fa fa fa, fa fa fa fa fa, fa bettah. |
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Sigh......[humanbean], [half], this is my least favorite of the Norman clones..... |
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I think the best Normmodel was General Schwartzkopf, although the Cheers " Norm ! " was not too bad a version. |
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Of course, as THE Norm, I am the standard that all others should strive to emulate. |
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