And so to bed, my phone

A doll's bed for your cell phone so that it charges while you sleep. Deluxe model inserts the charger plug and removes it when the phone is fully charged. Lamps and nightstands or display shelf extra.

So... Four or five little beds with the families' phones on top of the frig. If one rings in the middle of the night, you stumble down the stairs, stub your toe, and write down the name of the hospital in the light of the opened frig door.

Having a place you can habitually drop your phone and find it in the morning mental fog would be worth the extra dust and mess.