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Now from BorgCo, the new range of specialised
foot garb; these ultra-comfortable socks
incorporate tiny pneumatic bladders, non-return
valves, a reservoir built into the hemline, and a
network of porous capilliaries distributed over the
foot.
Fill the reservoir with the patent compound of
menthol, ibuprofen, alcohol and deodorant. The
more you walk, the more of the cooling, soothing
gel is pumped into your socks.
Available soon from a piano-tuner near you; refuse
all substitutes, non genuine without the Cube
symbol on the colostomy bag. Ask for it by name
where you see the sign. If you don't see the sign,
well, you should have read the warnings about
overdosing.
A pair of those would go great with this...
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[normzone, Aug 30 2012]
Captain, I Think There May Be a Problem In The Engine Room
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Perhaps you could add a warning on the label that clearly states these are NOT the socks you should stuff into your Sock Pocket Pants if you want to impress your date at the end of the evening... [Grogster, Aug 31 2012]
Hallucinogenic_20Su...f_20Verruca_20Socks
[calum, Aug 31 2012]
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Throw in some morphine and I'd buy it. |
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Can I have the shoulder version of these? I've destroyed my
right shoulder somehow..... |
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This may explain why the sock puppets suddenly drop out of the box mid performance... [+] |
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