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A microfilm grommet fitted just inside the rectum coated with hydrophobic metamaterial, designed to allow faeces to pass through without requiring toilet paper or a bidet, except in cases of explosive diarrhoea.
Possibly disposable after a few uses.
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How does this stay in place? |
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Is this a doctor-inserted device? |
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Oddly there is a Science: Health: Defecation category. |
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Sounds like one of those bovine digestive gas ports, except in the wrong place and no cow |
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I'm awarding eleventeen points to [2 fries]. |
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And six points to Adze for making me imagine Peter Sallis gently exclaiming the idea title. |
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Can it also keep cheese fresh? |
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I'm not asking, I'm not asking, I'm not asking, I'm not asking |
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That's what 'they' said... |
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"Not by me" had me literally laughing out loud, brother. Awesome! |
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After being away from this site for 15 years I'm amazed to see some familiar names in the annotations. :) |
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Can it have an optional mechanical iris aperture? If so I'll take a six pack. |
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