h a l f b a k e r yOn the one hand, true. On the other hand, bollocks.
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Amazon of the month club
You might have heard of "things of science' each month they send you a new science kit. if amazon.com offered delayed shipping you could make this the anything of the month club. | |
you could get a new sex manual every month automatically to improve your abilities as a lover and whet your sexual appetite.
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Quite a lot of warrior princesses as well... how would you feed them all ? or is it a trade-in deal. |
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Well, at least it's not in other:general. |
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On a side note... I was once told that the word mastectomy originated from the practice of amazon warrior women cutting off one breast in order to better use a bow. |
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Can't remember the source now but I believed it at the time. It's not in any of the etymological dictionaries though so I guess it was crap. |
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//the word mastectomy originated from the practice of amazon warrior women cutting off one breast in order to better use a bow// |
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No. "Mastectomy" comes from the Greek for "breast" and "cut". Amazon warriers were supposed to have cut off one breast, but the word "mastectomy" doesn't come from that. |
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In a rare triple bluff, [MB] is (a) correct and (b) not just messing with your head. |
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I think he secretly likes me. (don't tell anybody) |
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Don't get excited. I also keep pet African Land Snails. |
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// I think he secretly likes me. // |
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Be afraid. Be VERY afraid, particularly if anyone enquires about your exact weight. The applicable formula is "45 minutes per kilo, plus 20 minutes". |
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At Buchanan Acres, when they say "We're having some friends round for dinner", they're not speaking metaphorically. We only feel safe because thanks to all the cybernetics we have a nasty, oily, metallic taste (according to the Intercalary - we suspected there was a reason he's filed his teeth to points). We still have some faint scarring in the ankle areas. |
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//Buchanan Acres// Oh, puhlease - who bothers with fiddly little units like acres? Although, as chance would have it, there is a little pocket of the kitchen garden known as Basil's Acre (we grow it for the pesto, you know). |
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