All Terrain and Heaven Vehicle

Yes, the wheels should be really wide and soft with big, light footprints so that the mobile pope can motor right over the St. Peter’s Square crowds. Sitting high over the wheels in a bulletproof Zorb, the pontiff would indicate travel direction with sign of the cross and blessing gesticulations.

Ah, the rapture as the holy vehicle rolls right off the stage onto the heads of a rock concert crowd or the ecstasy as he’s supported by thousands of orange-clad political demonstrators. Imagine the drama of the turbo-pope surfing a Mexican wave around the banked turns of a full football stadium.