h a l f b a k e r yA riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a rich, flaky crust
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I don't know if there is an much of a need for this outside the US, but I know it
would work here.
Sell slightly more sugary kombucha to independent health food stores, but take too
long to ship it, and "forget" to refrigerate the trucks. The bottles will undergo
secondary fermentation and
by the time the store chills it and sells it to an eager
public, it will be booze.
You will be selling the only alcoholic beverage covered by food stamps. Riches bury
you.
(Requisitely negligent shipping fleet not included.)
D.I.Wino
D_2eI_2eWino
[spidermother, Nov 10 2012]
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Irresponsible, horrible, evil, and wrong. [+] |
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//I suspect it wouldn't take long for the FDA to be onto
you...// |
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You mean the ATF? Or are you talking about the food
stamps? |
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I can buy alcoholic kombucha with foodstamps already. This
process I describe is a marketing anomaly akin to a natural
phenomenon which I the inventor have observed, modeled
and harnessed for your drinking pleasure. |
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The real problem is that it is SO easy to make your own
kombucha for pennies, and it is better than anything at the
store, and word is spreading quick. |
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Wow, I'm not even American, and my first thought was also //You mean the ATF?// |
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