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Alarm Cock
Start the day the sexually stimulated way | |
At a glance this would appear to be a vibrator on a timer, but with a few tweaks in the right place I believe that iIhave created every single/frustrated/very busy woman's early morning dream. Simple insert the,..well... flacid cock into the vagina when you got to bed at night and set the remote control
to the appropriate time (about half an hour to 15 minutes before you wish to get up). Having slept the night through you will be slowly or abruptily awoken (the choice is yours) by the hardening and slowly increasing vibrations of the alarm cock. Many other options could be included as on any regular vibrator. So start the day off on a punctual and regular sexual high.
This could also be used in conjunction with a duvet which has a 'massaging' top which stimulates the breasts for heightened sexual awakening.
Oral Sex Alarm Clock
http://www.halfbake...Sex_20Alarm_20Clock
The converse of this idea. Does this make the idea Baked? In any case it's in the wrong category. [phoenix, Aug 16 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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I have been told that being awoken in the morning by a stiff partner is every woman's pet peeve, but not being female, I stand to be corrected by my colleagues. You (like me) should probably stick to things you know about. |
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hey, this is my early morning dream! Don't spoil my day. |
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<idontbelieveimsayingthis> I think Miss Weston Smith's been kidnapped. She would never entertain the thought of a woman attempting to insert 'flacid cock' into her vagina. </idontbelieveimsayingthis> |
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twas a strange night at the HB. theres a ghost in the machine, mark my words.. |
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I'm telling you, the ghost is Mr. Pole Pants himself. A lucky typo and he's in.. |
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Curry: I'd have to say otherwise.. |
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true.. but I don't think she'd mind anyway. All fixed. |
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Fishbone. Pulsating beeps are bad enough. This idea sucks. And blows. |
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I can't think of anything more awesome than being manually stimulated by a piece of plastic at 5 in the morning. Well, maybe the author's name. |
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I think it is a great idea. I morning romp is always fun. Much better than a beeping alarm clock. |
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However, will Pavlov get in the way and rune sex? Sex = Wake-up - Don't like to wake-up - Therefore don't like sex? |
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cast your runes upon the duvet ... |
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I thought this was funny. Why all the fishbones? |
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Have you ever seen a fishboner? Whales don't count, BTW |
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"Are you happy to see me or is it time to wake up?" |
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//I thought this was funny. Why all the fishbones?// |
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More people thought this idea was: half-baked, underdone -- (insufficiently cooked)
than people thought was funny. |
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I'm not a girl but "ouch" to having something up in ya for hours while sleeping! Doesn't sound very cormfortable. go fish |
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