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"You've just won a rooster alarm clock!" |
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Something that wakes me up on time _and_ kicks my brain
into 2nd gear first thing in the morning? Yes, please. How
hilarious do I have to be to come back for the
championship round? |
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Seriously, I need something like this. Call me in the
morning to collect your bun. |
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as long as the correct answer is "grrufhk morfkh groff thehelltimeitis" |
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//Something that wakes me up on time _and_ kicks my brain into 2nd gear first thing in the morning?// |
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<Boringly practical> If you really want to make it easy to be awake and alert in the morning, don't mess up your circadian rhythm. As soon as you're awake, go outside for a while (having an outside toilet really helps). And don't mess around with bright lights after sunset. |
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I picture Derrick Brown waking up his mark out of
sleep to lead him on a mysterious adventure. I love
this idea. You get pre-signed agreements from
potential competitors, you wake them on a random
day, you film them. I may try to make this real. |
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A bun with MY coffee! [+] |
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