h a l f b a k e r yWhy on earth would you want that many gazelles anyway?
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This kit converts your toilet into one that sounds just like the
type you use when you are on a plane.
If you love that experience of feeling like your bottom will be
sucked out of the jet plane this is for you.
Comprised of a high suction vacuum that fastens to the
underside of the toilet
seat ring paired with an audio track
that sounds like a plane toilet.
First class travel room
First_20Class_20Travel_20room
includes a vacuum toilet [Voice, Nov 16 2015]
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If it has the vacuum mechanism, why would it need
the audio track? |
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To heighten the experience |
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Perhaps some rumbling of jet engines in the background? |
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Jet engines! I knew this idea was missing something. |
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This kit should include some way of fining you £1000 and banning you from ever using your toilet again if you smoke in it. |
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There's always that green (or is it red) light which comes on, which could report if a toilet's being flushed, so toilet afficionados could gather outside and look to the skies. |
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And you'd need something which gave you, while using this toilet, that feeling I associate with
long-distance air travel, of being both slightly drunk and slightly hung-over. |
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// that feeling I associate with long-distance air travel, of being both slightly drunk and slightly hung-over // |
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Errr, you only get that with air travel.... not, well, sort of all the time ? |
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