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You want to escape from a building in a
hurry. The elevators are not working and
the stairs are blocked. If you jump with a
parachute you have a problem with other
buildings – your parachute can collide
with
them so collapsing the parachute. If you
use a rope then you might have to pass
though a fire on the way down. Enter
escape pod an egg like pod with a tight
seat belt. Once tightly strapped in, the
pod ejects towards the designated
landing area
(pod activation causes a number of
automatic alarms, warnings, flashing
lights in the landing zone so no one is
underneath). This time if the pod is
blown
by a wind on to another building then it
bounces off no problem. When the pod
‘lands’ it bounces it could even have
another pod beneath it. Once you have
an
‘airbag-mediated touchdown’ (NASAs
term
not mine) the pod cracks open and the
pod occupant escapes.
Must for all tall Office Blocks.
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