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A cat to sit on your lap would be good.... |
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dogs are yukier in this respect. one of mine used to sit himself in front of me while I ate, watching every mouthful with big brown yearningly sad eyes and then slowly 12" of saliva would appear at the corner of his mouth and slowly descend to the floor. |
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What distresses me most about this idea is the frequency with which sadie offers to cook me japanese food (in our real life existences)... |
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My cat has fish breath. Eww. |
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I couldn't manage a whole cat after dinner (not even a waffer feen cat) |
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Hmmm, happiness is a cigar called tiddles. |
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No, no, a thousand times no. I have seen where cats lick themselves. Uuurrrrrrrrgh. |
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.. with a little practise UB who knows! <g> |
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a little practise, plus some minor surgery to get rid of a few of those pesky ribs.. |
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I believe the lead singer of the thrash band "tool" did just this - and then printed the resulting pose on the front of their cd.. |
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I'm trying to think of anything I would have on my fingers which a cat would be prepared to lick off which would not be preferable to cat-spit. My cats eat some pretty damned odd stuff between them (yogurt, chick-peas, tomato sauce, spiders). I'm sure I'd rather lick my own fingers than have them smeared with whatever the last meal was. They can lick the plate instead. |
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UnaBubba: given that Moslems follow the Jewish tradition of circumcision (Richard Burton and others famously having to circumcise themselves to get into Mecca), that sounds like baloney. But what the heck does that have to do with cats? |
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DrCurry, this is how it came up:
"I have seen where cats lick themselves"
"You're just jealous that you can't"
"a little practise, plus some minor surgery to get rid of a few of those pesky ribs.."
Some people, you just don't read the annotations, do you?
Another halfbaker whose identity I will protect (for now) pointed me to a yoga position which enable this action. I forget what it's called, though. You still have to be pretty flexy. |
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//Moslems follow the Jewish tradition of circumcision// |
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I believe that would make it an Abrahamic tradition. |
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I would prefer a moist 'Cat-ette' brought around in a foil sachet so that I may wipe my hands upon it. |
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sappho: That would be the plough. oops. |
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I quite like the image of a small cat licking the excess sweet and sour sauce from my fingers after a meal. I still think you'd need the 'moist towellette' to get rid of the cat spit, though. |
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Will the cat be hot and scented with lemon? |
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// Will the cat be hot and scented with lemon? // |
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I'm thinking they'll be warm, soft and fluffy. I think it would be cruel either to spray them with lemon, or get them to eat lemons, as these aren't natural food for a cat. |
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Any suggestions for more authentic cat scents? |
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Bless you. Have a tissue. |
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I always thought that, when people refered to n*synch sucking their own cocks, they were referring to the group as a whole, not just each individual on his/her own... |
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nothing like after-dinner pussy |
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