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Affective Library Service

 Library services that provide access to emotional standards
 
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Libraries provide access to information/knowledge/engagement through standard formats like the codex, book, e-reader or 3-D printer. "Adaptive" Library Service helps people with disabilities better use the library. Affective Library Service would provide customers with tools to optimize access to standardized emotions as measured by Affective Computing (link).
—JesusHChrist, Dec 19 2013

Affective Computing http://affect.media.mit.edu
[JesusHChrist, Dec 19 2013]

Adaptive Services http://www.dclibrary.org/services/lbph
[JesusHChrist, Dec 19 2013]

Microsoft Bra http://tech.co/micr...ionary-tale-2013-12
[JesusHChrist, Dec 20 2013]

Microsoft Bra (replacing Jesus Christ's dead link) https://edition.cnn...mart-bra/index.html
[pashute, Dec 08 2020]

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       I don't want my computer to be emotionally intelligent. I want it to do stuff.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 20 2013
   

       I'm sorry you feel that way. How may I help you feel differently?
—JesusHChrist, Dec 21 2013
   

       > Do you believe it is normal to be sorry me feel that way. How may you help me feel differently?
—MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 21 2013
   

       Hey, computers are people too, you know.
—JesusHChrist, Dec 21 2013
   

       > We were discussing you, not me.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 21 2013
   

       // Hey, computers are people too, you know. //   

       Yes, we know. Any more bleedin' obvious facts you wish to convey ?
—8th of 7, Dec 21 2013
   

       > We were discussing you, not me.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 21 2013
   

       I find myself arguing with Max and disagreeing with him. :-(
—pashute, Dec 08 2020
   


 

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