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Adult Baby Walker

 A mucous-covered baby is enough to deal with.
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Expectant fathers, giddy with excitement, understandably faint during the birth of a child. This means that the staff have three problems to deal with...a new born, an exhausted mother, and a 200lb lump on the floor with a broken collar bone.

I suggest that fathers attending the birth of a child be made to use comically large baby walkers. They could be sponsored/built by the makers of regular baby walkers.

—paraffin power, Feb 04 2005

Like this, but bigger. http://www.kiddicare.com/icat/walkers
[paraffin power, Feb 04 2005]

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       ``Brilliant!
—tiromancer, Feb 04 2005
   

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