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It occured to me the other day while at the urinal, whilst trying to eliminate someone elses attempt at writing their name on the stainless steel that it would be quite handy to be able give the old end of your knob a twist and set it to spray so you could cover a greater surface area.... Excellent
for watering the lemon tree after too many ales, or by setting it to jet so you could achieve greater distance for pissing off the balcony..
Apon discussion with my work partner he suggested if you could get it down to one micron wide stream you may be able to use the pressure to cut through things, especially handy for the pesky Maguiver moments...
Ball cocks
http://www.exform.ru/eng.asp?ghk
Just seemed appropriate. [Amos Kito, Oct 04 2004]
Nozzles.
http://www.hosexpre...en/gardenaccess.htm
The plumbing of inspiration. [Amos Kito, Oct 04 2004]
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You've gotta be taking the piss. |
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Man, the back pressure would have your teeth floating in no time. |
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Maybe if you installed a bulb pump or two hanging underneath. |
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Knock one up with a WUL bottle and some gaffer tape, let us know how you get on. |
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The duastream effect can be achieved through poor post-masturbatory hygiene. I am told. |
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While reading this idea, nature decided to ring me. So I took an outing for a bit of experimentation. |
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Did you puke it as a fine jet or a spray? |
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Hmmm.....Adjustable Puke Nozzle? No way, I'm not posting that. |
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I found some useful advice for you from the local garden centre //To ensure hose hook-ups are hassle free, try using the ‘quick disconnect adaptors’ designed to use with your garden hoses and accessories at home. Place one adaptor end on your unit and add the other part on your hose --- ‘click and you’re connected’// they stock a variety of nozzles for different type of sprays. |
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don't be a silly UB, its not for the garden - its to achieve the effect that [supercruiser] wants. |
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you can do it without artificial aid? |
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This device would give some added dimensions to lovemaking. |
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obligatory - is that a hose clip or are you pleased.... |
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A brass nozzle to go along with your brass balls? |
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I didn't intend for the adjustable penis nozzle to be an add-on, you are actually born like that... |
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IV, if I had a real medical emergency I think I would look to you rather than the faux doctors around this place :) |
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but what do you read for fun? |
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Drink 8 litres of soda and jump up and down for a couple of hours. |
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Suggested warning label: >br>
Do not aim upwind. |
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Hey,iv'e just written my name in the snow..5 feet deep. |
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IV, try "Trepanation for Beginners" - excellent. |
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drill enough and you could have a game of cribbage on a slow day in casualty... |
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I usually drill 3 holes in shape of a triangle with an *acorn* bit in @ 2" outer measure with the pedal to the metal - really should change that rusty blade on the jigsaw though... |
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I give it a + just for the humor in
the string that followed. |
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I was explaining this idea to someone at work the other day and they thought I was talking bollocks, then I pointed them to the bakery and wallah!.. adjust away... |
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ps: as I am getting lazy in my old age I was wondering if I could get my nozzles set to just 4 easy settings... |
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I really want to know what the spray
nozzle is used...... |
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//you are actually born like that// |
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ouch, who delivered you, Osama Bin Laden? This seems more realistic as an add-on (temporary or surgically attached.) |
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