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Requires a small surgical procedure, but it's worth it to
achieve the result of turning yourself into a unique glowing
object of desire. The surgery is required to implant a
powerful, but cold running light inside the abdomen along
with the necessary rechargeable battery and switch. As the
battery
is recharged by induction from an external source,
and the switch is subcutaneous, the only servicing the light
will ever need is in the event of a bulb failure.
Once installed, think of the joy you can bring to others and
yourself as you reveal your inner illumination. Picture the
scene as you go swimming at night, emitting a spooky glow
that reveals the splendour of your internal organs like one
of
those translucent tropical fish.
http://www.wackysta...com/images/et2a.jpg
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Dec 07 2005]
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Think I'll stick to my bioluminescent gene mod. |
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