A vibrating tea pad

Picture it; you wake up at six o' clock. You fancy a cup of tea. But you don't want heated tea; no, that would destroy the potent amino acids of the tea. As a matter of fact, you need a Vibrating Tea Pad. A stainless steel carafe sits comfortably on a rubber pad, which is fixed underneath with a mechanism akin to that of a random orbit sander. Lock the carafe down using the attached clips, which fit into two grooves on the pad. Press the button, give it a minute or two of vigorous shaking, and you have your fully steeped tea, essential oils, amino acids and all. I'm sure snobs and health aficionados would find some reason to declare that there is a good reason to add another ridiculous $40 appliance to your repertoire. Actually, I prefer hot tea, so this idea is basically useless.