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I think white or transparent bugs at areas with lots of sunshine likely
have undiscovered UV blocking chemicals that are transparent to
visible light. Find out what these are with chromatography and UV
transmittance studies, then put them in new sunscreens.
As a benefit some of these might be
proteins, which then gives
people the ability to genetically engineer them into mammals (not
the core idea) Then white Caucasians would continue to be white
while being immune to UV. UV is published as causing photoaging,
so this is a way to genetically engineer people to be beautiful and
youthful looking longer
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You don't really want people to be immune to UV, because
the skin uses some UV (only some of it) to make Vitamin D. |
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Now, this is not such a stupid idea, [beany]. I'm not
sure whether such bacteria (or fungi) would have UV
blockers or simply have better DNA repair systems,
but it would be worth lookatg. |
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Moreovermore, if bugs with UV-blockatg proteats are
identified, it might be possible to use directed
evolution to enhance the effectiveness of those
proteats. |
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Or just cover yourself with a paste consisting of transparent, UV resistant bugs. |
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We are very much in favour of a widely available Factor Infinity sunblock, known as a pub. |
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When the sun shines, go into the pub and stay there until it's safe to come out. |
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//When the sun shines, go into the pub// This
probably explaates the declate of the English pub. |
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as staunchly as I support proteins I also support proteats,
notably human proteats. These are medically known as
breastbuds. |
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// I also support proteats // |
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Kinky ... go on, post some pictures. We dare you ... |
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almost incredibly google image search has a mid page full of patent drawings (!) |
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I'd do a skin allergy test before the massive collection undertaking needed for the full smear. |
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//UV blocking chemicals that are transparent// |
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Not transparent to UV, presumably? |
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