h a l f b a k e r yBusiness Failure Incubator
add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random
news, help, about, links, report a problem
browse anonymously,
or get an account
and write.
register,
|
|
|
The Aid4IAD monitors your PC.
There are several indications that something is wrong:
(a) If you are active for more than 12 hours without
stopping. (b) if you are on websites like halfbakery for
hours on end
and other similar indications.
The software begins with moderate measures increasing
the severity with time: It first issues warnings. First on-
screen then via email. If ignored or activity continues, the
software takes over the screen, giving you the feeling that
you are still interactive, but slowly ruins your experience,
by finding fake boring results in your web searches, giving
you bones on your hb ideas, or just showing all kinds of
stupid unrecoverable errors until you leave the computer
and go out for a short walk. It won't let you back in, till
you bring positive proof that you were outside. You then
must sleep for a few hours and meet with real people.
[link]
|
| |
// if you are on websites like halfbakery for hours on end
// |
|
| |
Naturally, exceptions will be made for those recovering
from traumatic injuries and have all kinds of free time on
their hands. |
|
| |
Perhaps it should administer shocks - I hear that electro-stimulus speeds healing :-) |
|
| |
This is a great time to work on your venison recipes. |
|
| |
Yes, I've been considering how to roast flank steak using a
welding machine... |
|
| |