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This program would generate, each time it is run, a random specific answer to a problem someone may have. Kind of like those magic 8 balls, but with many more potential entries.
"Forgive him: he's a keeper." "Use a three-pronged tin pitchfork to hold the animal down, and a stick of gum to confuse
it." "Half a Tylenol should do the trick. Call Dr. Johnson in Peadiatrics if it doesn't." "Use this key sequence: F-6, <control>e, and then hold down <alt><shift> and type DGD. If it happens again, call Bob in HR. He had this problem before." "Your aunt Yuki has just the recipe"
same again
http://lord.xopl.com/ulpage3a/8-ball.html three, and there are also build your own database of answers versions. [4whom, May 29 2008]
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yet another reason to shout "Micro$oft made me do it"... but I have friends like that. |
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Just about any philosphy book will do this ... at a much lower resolution. |
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I don't need a book - the voices in my head tell me what to do. |
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My girlfriend tells me what to do. |
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My girlfriend tells everybody what to do. :/ |
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We tell your girlfriend what to do. She does it. We are very happy. |
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Why not just randomly read ideas from this website? They are all (well, mostly) solutions to problems. |
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eg :Is he cheating on me? |
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The Fidelomatic is a tennis ball sized spy camera that follows your boyfriend at a distance of a hundred feet and records his every move over one day. Now you know whether he is loyal, fooling around with other women or using a Fidelomatic to spy on them. |
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I love this idea (or a better version of it) |
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(Really. I forgot the idea I'm reading. Oh yeah.) |
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It should be a website. Your type a question
in WhatShouldIDo.com. Website correlates your question to an
answer based on feedback from previous askers. Or routes it to
a behind the scenes expert. |
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Big waiver acceptance at login. |
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You should accept a bun. + |
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There is a website that tells you what to do (link). |
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