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Attract lots and lots of birds and other wild beasties into your garden during the winter months and keep them plump and warm.
Build a Soreen rock feature of any size or shape within a desired spot within the garden by utilising many fruity malt loaf bricks, bonding them together with a butter,margarine
or a seeded cement.
With careful aesthetic craftsmanship, true butterfingers, various trowels and line blocks you may also incorporate a small pond for drinking within the centre of your new eco-impermanent garden feature. Plant contrasting shrubs about the border and replace gravel with nuts if so desired.
The cost may be reduced by waiting for out of date malt loaves to be thrown from the rear docking doors of supermarkets, thus awaiting your collection.
Soreen malt loaves
http://www.soreen.c...ginal_malt_loaf.asp
[skinflaps, Nov 22 2005]
Pele
http://www.coffeetimes.com/pele.htm
Very Soreen. [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Nov 26 2005]
[link]
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I know I'm stupid, but what do you mean? I must be missing something. |
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I must admit, I do not know what it means when the website tells me to 'Celebrate the Taste' of a 'Fruity Malt Loaf'. |
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So[ylent g]reen is pe[op]le! (first thing I thought of) |
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Ahh, I thought for a moment there, that it had some connection to soccer. |
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me too! although it should be "Soreen is Best" |
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I still see 'Rocketry' when I look at it. |
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I've never heard of soreen but I think that the Pele in question may be the Hawiian goddess. [link] |
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//you may also incorporate a small pond// of hot tea, which will go just lovely with the malt loaf at about five o'clock. It could flow out into a lower pool made of Golden Syrup Cake, for those who prefer it. |
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