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I have loads of keys, that I can't tell
apart,
even with the use of those little colour
coded sleeves that slip over the end of
them. Bird Song Keys are my saviour.
Each key makes the sound of a different
bird
when released on the end of its
retracting
leash and twirled around your
head like a
lassoo. This is possible, because the keys
have all been fitted with a tiny reed
warbler, tuned to make individual bird
sounds...
Hooded crow - that must be the office.
Magpie - that will be my studio full of
harvested junk. Nightingale - I'm home
at
last.
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"Ah, - Mute Swan - this must be the key to my anechoic chamber" |
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How do you train a reed warbler to make the sounds of other birds? You'd need a minah or starling or similar, shirley? |
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(+) I wonder about swinging all of the keys at the same time. |
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The second paragraph reads like one of those computer programs where each word is chosen based on the previous word using a probability table. |
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Don't be afraid to try the "chicken" key. |
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Much better than a Cock of Fleas... |
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