h a l f b a k e r yOn the one hand, true. On the other hand, bollocks.
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A tool, similar in many respects to a Q-tip but significantly larger, used to clean human waste from one's nether region. Two sided for multiple use.
(?) Maybe here...
http://www.halfbake...vialities_20section [yabba do yabba dabba, Oct 04 2004]
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Geez - I thought this was going to be about giving a waiter a really good tip! |
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Ouch! Yuck! TP is good enough, thank you very much. |
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A perfect one for the trivialities section. |
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Wouldn't you need like 300 of these to clean yourself? |
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There's one of these in my bath with its own rubber stand. It has been used so much the cotton is worn off, but it's still washable and works completely fine. |
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It would be good for old people who have trouble reaching. Maybe I should remain neutral. |
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Or you can use baby wipes. |
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If this is for cleaning one's crack on the *outside* and not actually for internal use, then it is way baked. The Romans used sponges on sticks to wipe their bums. |
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Two sided for mutilpe use? So both ends are the same? Or is one end a toothbrush? Or a nasal trimmer? Or... ok I'll stop now. |
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[dpsyplc] - ????? {stares at screen, mouth hanging open} |
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wag, its rude to stare. live and let live say I. |
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mind you, its his family I feel sorry for. |
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"I wash myself with a rag on a stick" |
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No thanks... no potentially penetrating objects are going near my ass |
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