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The Avengers, Mission:Impossible, The Mod Squad... all old
TV
shows made into movies. Now Charlie's Angels is hitting the
big
screen. Obviously, the 80s is the next decade in line to be
mined by Hollywood for cinematic paydirt. And what better
choice for a feature-length film than the A-Team?
The
question is, who do we cast in the starring roles? My
vision:
Hannibal: Tommy Lee Jones of course.
Templeton Peck (Face): A Baldwin brother (take your pick),
or possibly Tom Cruise?
Howlin Mad Murdoch: Jim Carrey seems to be the all-too
obvious choice, but maybe he's a bit too over-the-top?
B.A.Baracus: Ice Cube. Or possibly Ving Rhames or Samuel L.
Jackson. Heck, let's bring Mr. T back since he's so popular
around here...
Other suggestions?
The A-Team @ Coming Attractions
http://www.corona.b.../details/ateam.html
Baking. Can't tell when it's gonna be done though. [mrkillboy, Sep 12 2000, last modified Oct 21 2004]
(?) The A-Team movie from IMDB
http://us.imdb.com/Details?0120580
The directorial debut of The Glimmer Man scribe. [dgeiser13]
It gets worse...
http://www.geocitie...ers/munchausen.html
Scroll down, you have to search for this punch line... [dgeiser13, Sep 12 2000, last modified Oct 21 2004]
and worse...
http://www.ananova....tory/sm_804857.html
not shania twain... [dbsousa, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
The A-Team Movie (2010)
http://www.youtube....watch?v=svjTnYCcqVE
Oh, well. That settles it: Liam Neeson is Hannibal [Jinbish, Feb 14 2010]
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You ain't gettin' me into no movie, suckah! |
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I guess the storyline would have to involve our heroes being locked up in an old garage with enough tools and equipment to construct their own SDI system, automatic weapons loaded with 'Smart' bullets that never hit people and bad guys so stupid that they have difficulty walking and talking at the same time. |
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After posting this, I realized I forgot to include Amy in my
cast list. Of course, I then realized that it doesn't matter,
because no one can seem to remember what she was
doing in the show to begin with. |
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They better not update The Van (like the cars in the recent Bond movies). It was like one of the most recognisable vehicles in TV history! |
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Sure, you'd have to replace Hannibal since George Peppard is dead, but why replace any of the other original actors? |
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Dwight Schultz did OK in several of the new Star Trek episodes, and Dirk Benedict and Mr T. are still around- why not just use them? |
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Don't forget the original Amy (Melinda Culea)- apparently she's even more attractive today. |
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I just wanna see Mr. T team up with He-man in a special adaptation of Dickens' "A Tale of Foo' Pities" |
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PotatoStew has some great casting choices. Before I opened the page, I thought to myself, "Ice Cube has to be B.A., but nobody's cool enough to think of that." HA! And he could bring his own chains, too.... |
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My friends and I have spent a lot of time on this over several dozen beers. |
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Hannibal - Mel Gibson
No explanation necessary! |
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B.A. - Michael Clarke Duncan
Look at the size of him. Yet he has the wouldn't hurt a fly unless they really deserved it personna. |
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Face - Tom Cruise
He is a greasy annoying git but the ladies like him - Just like Face |
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Murdock - Brad Pitt
Just look at his performance in 12 Monkeys. He could defo pull it off. |
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It would cost quite a lot to pay for all these guys though. |
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Oh and Cameron Diaz as Amy for obvious reasons |
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I have a suggestion about the cast. |
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Hannibal : Jack Nicholson or Mel Gibson |
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BA Baracus : Wesley Snipes or MICHAEL CLARKE DUNCAN (the one who plays with tom hanks in the "green mile" movie) |
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Mad Murdock : B Pitt is a good choice. J Carrey is a good choice too. Steve Buscemi could be good too. He only played some secondary roles, but he's pretty good (Desperado, Con Air, Armageddon...). |
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Face : T Cruise seems a good choice. And what about a leonardo di caprio. I don't like this actor very much. But think about it. |
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I think that if Mr. T is up to it, he should play BA. <He's been sick, apparently...> In the commercials he's doing lately, he still looks exactly the same <chains and all>. |
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I think Jim Carrey would work as Murdock, but Jack Nicholson wouldn't work as Hannibal...Even when he's trying to be nice he looks psychotic. <grin> Kind of like the way various Spielberg cartoons keep making fun of Christopher Walken...Mel Gibson is too cutesy... John Wayne might have worked, but has the unfortunate disadvantage of being dead... |
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I'm not too bothered who plays who...I just want to see what 'hot rod' van they'll be driving |
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Well im happy just as long as Mr T is around. hes just so kool. In fract screw the A-Team movie lets just make a Movie about Mr T. |
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Havenman: Would have to be a PT cruiser. There really arent hot-rod vans anymore... |
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A PT cruiser would have a great look, but I'd like to see
you cram the whole A-Team (plus guns) into one. I could
see them tearing around in a big ol' Humvee though. |
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StarChaser, speaking of those Mr. T commercials... isn't that just SPOOKY!? The man doesn't look not the *slightest* bit different nowadays! It's been, what, ~15 years since he was big time? Man! No grey, no flab (not any more than normal, anyway)... that's just ... /WRONG/! |
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PotatoStew: <grin> That's kind of what I had in mind. Not like the inside of the van bore any resemblance to reality anyway...It would probably end up a Hummvee, one of the cargo configs. Hadn't considered that. |
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Absterge: Not to mention that he'd apparently been pretty sick for a long time. His hair has been dyed, according to someone I know, but he does look -exactly- the same, otherwise. It is spooky... |
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A Dukes of Hazard film? Now THERE'S an idea...... |
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I PITY THE FOOL WHO DON'T LIKE THIS IDEA!!! |
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Come on now, Ocean's Eleven had a heck of a cast, A-Team could do it. I know lots of people who would pay to see that at the theatres. I would! Helluvanidea Potato... |
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StarChaser... no way. The black van has to make a comeback! The whole cast plus a camera will NOT fit into a PT cruiser. Nice try. |
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I like the idea, but the only way it could possibly be more "baked" would be if the planned A-Team movie was actually in production or done instead of simply at a script stage--like it has been for years. |
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The inside of the van changed size with what they needed to do in it, so a PT cruiser wouid work, but I think they'd end up in a Hummer anyway, because it's 'cooler'. <I like the van better too...> |
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Salachair: A Dukes of Hazzard movie would be easy to make if they did it the same as the show...Film one car chase from a bunch of different angles, having the cars jump off several ramps, and that's 90% of the movie done right there, along with all the sequels... |
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Salachair & StarChaser: thats baked. Unfortunately its a little disappointing - Daisy Duke is getting on a bit, and many boyhood memories are somewhat spoiled. |
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I've Got It!
"Driving Miss Daisy Duke" |
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She hadn't quite aged that much thumbwax. |
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How about this for a cast list?
Hannibal - Richard Dean Anderson
B.A. - I agree with the vast majority. If Mr T isn't available definitely Michael Clarke Duncan
Face - Dirk Benedict - why change for no good reason
Murdock - Dwight Schultz, same reaswon
Amy - Jennifer Aniston - she's just cool |
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re the A-Team movie - you've gotta have George Clooney for Hannibal SURELY?!!! |
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Heh! How about a British version? Kenneth Brannagh as Hannibal, Hugh Grant as Face, Tom Baker as Howlin' Mad Murdoch and Lennox Lewis as Mr T. They'd use a nice, bright red London bus for transport and the whole thing would be a wonderfully violent version of 'Summer Holiday'. Una Stubbs can even play Amy. Sucky huh? |
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I think Dana Carvey would make a great Howling Mad Murdoch. After watching Pirates of the Caribbean, I think Orlando Bloom could do a good job as Face Man if he were unleashed. But it is wrong to speculate that anyone other than Mr T could play BA. |
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I used to take acting classes in a studio in manahattan. The schedule board indicated that they were rehearsing "A-Team: the Musical" in the building. I thought the receptionists were putting it up as a joke, until I saw the above [link]... |
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I've thought about who I would have as an all star A-team cast several time. After watching Oceans 11 and Three Kings I've come up with my ideal cast... Most of these have already been suggested but here is who I would pick. |
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George Clooney as Hannibal, who played a great lead character in both movies. |
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Brad Pitt for Murdock, just because I think he worked well with Clooney and can play a great mad man. |
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Ice Cube as B. A. of course, it would be a very similar character to his part in Three Kings. |
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And it would be a toss up between Matt Damon or Mark Wahlberg as Face. I'm leaning a little towards Mark Wahlberg but I think either of them could pull off the handsome womanizer roll. |
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As for transportation, I think they need some thing a little more modern than a van. I could picture either a decked out Escalade or H2. |
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And of course the movie wouldn't be complete with out Mr. T. Maybe he could hire them to save his youth center. That way he could get involved in some of the action too. |
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My friends and me discussed this over beers and a campfire. Our final cast was: |
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George Clooney = Hannibal |
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Also how about Shania Twain as Daisy Duke in a Dukes of Hazard remake?? |
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dbsousa, re: your second link.
<DrEvil> riiiiiiiiiiiight....... </DrE> |
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I've thought long and hard and dream of the day when I hear that famous theme tune once again blast through speakers, especially if they updated it like David Arnold has with the Bond soundtracks, a dust brothers rework or maybe the propellerheads would be treat. Once again seeing the famous GMC van (which should remain unchanged), screeching around corners etc. would be incredible |
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Hannibal - It's got to be Clooney, everyone thinks so. The evidence was clear as far back as From Dusk Till Dawn right through Out Of Sight, Three Kings and Oceans 11. |
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Face - Cruise is too big and doesn't do ensemble/supporting roles, I think that James Marsden is the man for the job. |
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B.A. - The Rock is an excellent choice and one I would not have thought of. |
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Murdoch - Carrey is too big, too much ego and would ruin the film if he did his crazy/zany thing. How about Bruce Campbell from the Evil Dead series, he has the comic capability, is not hugely well known and like Dwight Schultz enjoys an incredible cult following. |
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Colonel Decker - Ed Harris surely. |
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If the "The British are Coming!" had been true, the film would be cast as follows:
Hannibal - Ray Winstone
Face - Nigel Havers
B.A. - Brian Blessed
Howlin' Mad Murdoch - Lee frigging Evans, probably.
Colonel Decker - Jeremy Irons. |
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The site owner and moderators use a certain amount of creative thinking and no small degree of wit in how they define the [marked for deletion] tags they put in place. This has two somewhat unfortunate consequences:
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"Carrey is too big, too much ego and would ruin the film if he did his crazy/zany thing" |
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Ahhemmmm, i think you'll find that your hypothesizing over the actors to play the new a-team characters are a long, long way fromt he mark. There is a film planned and the characters are all going to be black. So back to the drawing board guys. Unless jim carey gets the boot polish out he'll certainly not be afforded the opportunity to play the zany murdoch in the re-make. I aint gettin in no plane foo. Mud-sucker |
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Casting for the A-Team movie? Hmmm. George Clooney would make the best Hannibal. Jimmy Falon or Will Ferrel would make a great Murdock. Face is a tough one, but I think the arrogant womanizer could be played by Matt Damon or Brad Pitt. Being that Mr. T hasn't changed at all, he could be B.A., just to give it that vintage touch that a lot of these TV Show movies lack. But if he doesn't work, I think Michael Clarke Duncan would be the best alternative. But here is an idea that I haven't heard from anyone yet. Just so there is the hot chick present, why not incorporate the character of Amy into the move also. Who remembers Amy? Anyone? Now who could play her? Julia Roberts is too obvious...Catherine Zeta Jones is too classy...Jennifer Aniston is too wimpy...I hate to say it people, but I think Jennifer Lopez could pull it off.
PS. Is this movie ever really gonna get made? |
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Just a quick though....Bruce Willis would also be a great fit for Hannibal. |
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I recently found out that the actor who played Howling Mad Murdock was also Lieutenant Barkley on Star Trek. Who knew! |
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But speaking of scifi, all present must admit that Space McGyver Richard Dean Anderson would be a fine Hannibal. He is all about understated. He could definitely bite the stogie. Plus he now has Peppardian silver hair. Although he looks sort of sickly and thin these days. |
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You ain't gettin' me into no movie, suckah!
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I guess the storyline would have to involve our heroes being locked up in an old garage with enough tools and equipment to construct their own SDI system, automatic weapons loaded with 'Smart' bullets that never hit people and bad guys so stupid that they have difficulty walking and talking at the same time.
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21 Quest: the halfbakery's very own Jackie Harvey. |
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[21]: Did you notice what annotation/link was responsible for churning the idea back up? |
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//Catherine Zeta Jones is too classy//
Wow! Who ever thought they'd see those words arranged like that? |
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