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Dating sites exist for the beautiful, the intelligent, the
homosexual, the religious, the unfaithful, the
conservative, the bondage-enthusiasts, the model train
lovers, and any number of other qualities that seek to give
the lie to the phrase "opposites attract".
To paraphrase Jerry Seinfeld,
the problem with dating
sites is that 95% of the population are just plain
undateable.
I propose the establishment of an online dating service
that serves as the bit bucket for those who are too bitter,
too ugly, too resigned, lazy, apathetic, unwashed, boring,
or otherwise undistinguished to have the slightest hope in
hell on a conventional matchmaking web page.
Forget "speed dating", this is "I no longer care" dating.
Candidates submit their profile and just hook up with
whoever comes up, because hey, they no longer care.
sorry for this...
http://www.google.c...l0l268l1369l3.4.2l9
[xandram, Jun 27 2011]
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I thought alcohol was invented some time ago, with effects pretty much as described in the idea. |
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Survival of the "meh"-est? |
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ok, + for going after an under-served, very large
market indeed. |
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you won't find any women there... women who don't
care can find a guy any time: go into a bar, get hit
on, there's your new boyfriend. |
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[xandram], you should be ;-) ewwwwwy |
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[Voice]: [fuzzybunny] has discovered a stratum even
lower than that. Let's don't ask how. |
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No one wants to admit they are a part of the
bottom 95% |
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People are always more ambitious online.. its
been found by plentyoffish.com that (about) 99%
of mail is always directed toward the most
attractive 1% so then even if the site is filled
with undateables, the least horrible people will
continue to get the most attention. |
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No one wants to admit they are a part of the
bottom 95% |
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People are always more ambitious online.. its
been found by plentyoffish.com that (about) 99%
of mail is always directed toward the most
attractive 1% so then even if the site is filled
with undateables, the least horrible people will
continue to get the most attention. |
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so a blind-dating service: you fill in your interests on a scale of 1-10, when you're free or what tickets you have to event <x>, and the computer will match them up. On the other hand this could also be called "a bar" or "walking around saying 'Hi' to people". |
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//those who are too bitter, too ugly, too resigned, lazy, apathetic, unwashed, boring, or otherwise undistinguished //
Guilty on all counts m'lud! And I certainly couldn't be bothered to register on a website in order to get a date. Anyway, happiness & life-long companionship are for the weak. |
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An online dating service is a little lily-livered, no? If there is, as is averred, a large rump of the unattractive unattached whose failure to breed is in some way a problem for our swarthy, handsome selves, we need to take rather more active steps than merely farting out a website and waiting for them to come. What we need is a mechanism that can (a) bring individuals together and (b) do (a) in such a way as to create a long lasting bond. To my mind, this is best acheived by way of a pro bono, interventionist hostage-taking: an elaborately staged event wherein poke-necked and goggle-eyed misfits can find themselves flung together, physically and emotionally, as hostage and (perhaps unwitting) captor, the natural progression of Stockholm and Lima syndromes forming, in 25% of cases, benzene-strong emotional bonds. On this basis, the worst case scenario is that an individual would require to be kidnapped just four times to find love. |
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[calum], that sounds as if it would appeal to the bondage enthusiasts, at least. But as [fuzzybunny] has pointed out, they already have a dating web site. |
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[calum] Clever and horrible. You should wash your
brain out with soap. |
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would work great if used as a platform just for sex. as a platform for people using it as a potential relationship builder, i deem this a dead fish..
My thaughts; the site would be just a name like "sexnow.com", "hornyneedreliefe.org" or something. and when the site opens you get a three boxes; age sex location, and it points you to possible candidates with indivindual chat boxes. u use the chat boxes to establish a meeting point, and where you should go from there. and why not make it gps based? an app for your android......? just an arrow on your screen with an approximate distance.........? 8D damn, i need a girlfriend... |
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