h a l f b a k e r yNaturally, seismology provides the answer.
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I love the idea, however I presume it would be best if it was a monocular, with a laser rangefinder. |
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That way it be more compact, and you can still have it look relatively like a real walkie talkie. |
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In the same way that military targets are 'lit up' by lasers in order to guide bombs to their targets, it might be possible to have binoculars with a built-in laser which would shine a certain pattern at a certain wavelength onto the sea, which could be picked up by cameras elsewhere. |
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Pretty sure that Radio Shack used to sell something like this as a
'toy'. |
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The lifeguard could wear a headset with a boom mic and use the
binoculars at the same time; but the laser illuminator is a good
idea. A rangefinder with a GPS could derive an actual grid
position. |
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// one can't use a radio one-handed while using binoculars simultaneously. // |
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We draw your attention to the selection criteria for professional lifeguards. An abundance of muscualr strength and a lack of inhibition about jumping into a sea full of dangerous currents, dangerous tides, and large dangerous fish are the main qualities sought. |
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The ability to walk and chew gum at the same time is not normally required; a lifeguard capable of such an intellectual feat would be a Supervisory Lifeguard. |
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A lifeguard that can // use a radio one-handed while using binoculars simultaneously // would be some sort of Lifeguard Deity with Super Powers. |
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Many lifeguards are college students. We rest our case. |
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