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A large laminated official-looking sign to be affixed in a prominent position on or adjacent to the most visible external door on the evening and night of 31 October.
Reads "WARNING ! CORONAVIRUS QUARANTINE ! DO NOT APPROACH !"
Should keep most of 'em well away ...
DeLuxe version comes with
a fake dispenser for hand sanitizer; in fact, contains a clear, sticky liquid based on corn syrup and capsacin, causing extreme discomfort when it contacts mucous membranes; purposely difficult to remove once dried. Also indelibly stains skin and clothing.
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"8th lives here" should be enough to keep them
away. Meanwhile, a Trump/Pence sign in the lawn
will act as a magnet for the brain-dead Hillbilly
juniors. |
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// the hand sanitizer meets the helpfile's definition of cruelty, // |
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Perhaps, but it's an optional extra, not intrinsic to the idea, so we dispute the validity of your [m-f-d]. |
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The basic idea is neither cruel nor a booby trap. Clearly further development is needed. |
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The prank hand sanitizer has some interest as a standalone idea. |
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Just rename it "Trump or Treat" |
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No, we want to keep them away, not scarringly traumatize
them for life. |
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Now we are trying to work out how to elide "Triage or Treat" into an HB idea ... |
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[8of7]'s "hand sanitiser" isn't original, folks. It's the result of
his own bitter experience. |
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One of the guys in his unit. in Iraq, once laced his lube with
capsaicin and supaglue. |
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Some people have a very odd idea of "hilarious". |
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I take it you now see the similarly hilarious nature of this
idea and your unfortunate "intimate self-encounter", when
they are in close juxtaposition? |
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Hilarious is "something that happens to someone else". |
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