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1,000,001 Dalmatians

 too many puppies
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A million and one dalmations has no plot, there's no room, just dogs everywhere. You get a free squeek toy if you can sit through all four and a half hours.
—jaksplat, Apr 02 2008

Puppy Bowl http://animal.disco...owl/puppy-bowl.html
Puppies. Playing. [Noexit, Apr 02 2008]

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       This would be like one of those Andy Warhol films
—hippo, Apr 02 2008
   

       Hilariously ridiculous.
—Germanicus, Apr 02 2008
   

       I'm seeing spots just thinking about it.   

       Cruella: "Get those puppies, puppies, puppies, puppies!" (repeat 49 times)
—elhigh, Apr 02 2008
   

       Can a dalmation change his spots?
—theleopard, Apr 02 2008
   

       Oh, this would be brilliant. Hopefully it'd be a single wide angle crane shot of the said million and one dogs, crawling over one another and in so doing, making eyewatering, skewed Bridget Riley patterns, occasional moment-of-clarity sterograms and, ultimately, your brain hurt.
—calum, Apr 02 2008
   

       You'd first need to see the other one million movies.
—Amos Kito, Apr 02 2008
   

       Could this also be called "Hell and Dalmations"?
—xenzag, Apr 02 2008
   

       Puppy Bowl?
—Noexit, Apr 02 2008
   

       You could offer a $1,000,001 jackpot for anyone who correctly identifies which two dogs in the movie are the same.
—phundug, Apr 02 2008
   

       meh
—Voice, Apr 03 2008
   

       [fasthinker] you have just reached level one of Understanding the Halfbakery. The next step is growing to accept the oddness. The final step is where you realize that "the points don't matter", to coin a phrase...   

       Just remember that nothing is more important (to this culture of "the points don't matter") than the voting system.   

       It's something like that old zen koan about if you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him.
—globaltourniquet, Apr 03 2008
   

       dogcat is buddha?   

       I think this place follows some untold 'rules of attraction'. If you want it, you won't get it. If you don't want it, you still won't get it. When you do get it, you won't really know why or how it happened.
—daseva, Apr 03 2008
   

       I personally don't care in the least about votes - I just appreciate annos.
—normzone, Apr 03 2008
   

       You're right [daseva], or as in so many cases, it takes so long you forgot what you wanted anyway;-)
—blissmiss, Apr 03 2008
   


 

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