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From what I can tell, keeping bears Black and brown alike, out and away of human refuges containers is a daily concern.
This is particularly the case more towards the southwestern region of Alaskan Kodiak Country.
In these surrounding regions, like the Great White is famed to the oceans. Brown
bears populate the pristine landscape Of Alaskan life. These Forest dwelling omnivores, shadow the forest floor with a fuzzy 10-12 foot frame.
Well anyhow. The human refuse that is produced by Kodiak’s 15,000 residences is becoming more and more a dangerous nuisance for both man and beast. Once a bear has taken a liking to "people Food" public and private property damage is more than likely occur since once a bear decides to conduct an investigation for food, nothing is sacred. Not even your life, not if you have a half-eaten Twinkie in your pocket that you planned to save for later.
Subterranean garbage vaults!
A steel reinforced hole in the ground located in a fictional meeting point between homes and garbage pickup routs.
With the addition of automated garbage railways that creatively disguise the tracks along the edge of a driveway or something. You never have to walk outside like a virgin sacrifice when you want to throw away some leftover fried chicken. The garbage rail transports it for you and safely dumps it into your remotely accessed subterranean garbage vault.
When garbage day comes around, a pneumatic arm can easily be adapted to existing garbage trucks to reduce their exposure to a hungry bear that has a disenchanting addiction to garbage.
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[blissmiss, Apr 17 2009]
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Are you Garrison Keillor? |
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Not Keillor. I think it's Sarah Palin in a guerrilla
suit. (with a Welsh accent?) |
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What's the matter with it buddy? If you don't stop
picking on me I'm gonna tell Mr. Wales to sick the
bears on you. HA! |
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Ok, I am not the Bear Whisperer; therefore I do not command the ability to sick things on people.
Also most mechanical components need to accomplish the task I have in mind can be entirely eliminated with the use of electro-magnetism. NO? |
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Oh yes you are. Anyway I've thought it over
overnight and today I think the pneumatic arm
could just as well grab the bear by the balls so to
speak and chuck 'em into the neighbors yard. |
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Hence eliminating *your* problem. |
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I once heard a wonderful story about an American
national park that discovered that bear-proof
rubbish bins often couldn't be open by some of
the dumber tourists. There was simply too much
of an intelligence overlap between these two
population. |
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So having both a human- and bear-proof way of
storing rubbish makes sense to me. Unless bears
start to learn how to hack electronics or wrest
control of a garbage truck in order to do the
rounds themselves and scoff the food later. |
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I'm a little disappointed. |
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I had expected a scheme whereby the government would
issue one bear to every four people to assist with green
recycling. |
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The first and second statements are not necessarily
connected. |
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//human refuges containers //
Are these what we call "houses"? |
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//In these surrounding regions, like the Great White is famed to the oceans.//
And this sentence means...what, exactly? |
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moral panic: bed-hopping teddies |
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look, it's all happening in a "fictional location" so maybe it's simply a trick to make the bears think that the trash is going into hyper-secure underground disposal when it's still just going to the regular place. |
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Why don't you just try not to waste so much food? |
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Then he'd get big and fat and get mistaken for a
bear??? Whoops into the dumpster ya goooo mate. |
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No, you see a bear serves four people. |
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I might like bears, but I couldn't eat a whole one. |
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Hold on a min there [lil Loris] Waiter bears serving
whales to humans...now that's repulsive! |
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Aristotle, why did dumb tourists want to get stuff out of the rubbish bins? |
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Oh, I consider this idea worthy of a thwarted pineapple. |
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They needed to insert, rather than extract ... |
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