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Mr Phase

"Michael, Buster phoned. He's in a foreign land, he's hungry, his jaw is clicking and he's scared."

Time is an illusion; lunchtime doubly so.

Watford Football Club - breaking hearts since 1881.

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[Jul 12 2005, last modified Sep 12 2006]

   
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