'Participating member of the Ooolongftangftangbank profile scheme.'

/* The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. */

[Apr 11 2005, last modified Sep 22 2022]

Active Cameo (+2, -2)
Advertising Deprogramming (+6, -1)
Anti-Cluelessness Test (+3, -10)
Army of Caring (+6, -7)
automatic chat threading (+6)
Bite Anchor (+2)
CameraTazer: The Great Equalizer (+3)
Cash for Dads, Cash for Moms, Cash for Teachers (+2, -2)
Central Laser Turreting (+4)
constant substitution (American) football (+1, -1)
Convection Toaster (+2, -2)
Cryogenic Contraception (+2, -4)
cute virtual rabbits in peril (+5, -1)
Deice With Fire (+7, -2)
Desktop Picture from Icons (+4)
Diamond-Manufacturing Tokamak/Centrufige (+1, -1)
dishonesty-stopping brain scanner (+1, -1)
Evacuation Hook-Chain (+2)
Executive Robes (+20, -6)
Exercise Videogame Gym (+4, -2)
Extra Net (+4, -2)
Firetruck Jousting (+9, -2)
Flaming Sword (+3)
Flavored Vegetables (+7, -8)
Floor Mounted Strip Curtain Door (+5)
Fluidic Bearing 800lb Lawn Chair (+8)
Flying Fish Ball (+6)
Fractal Radial Engine (+3, -6)
Friendly Face Mask for Corona (+4)
Full-Spectrum Vibrating Pants for Better Health (+9, -1)
Game Search for Middle-Aged Computers (+22, -1)
Geothermal Power from Hydrothermal Vents (+7, -5)
Giza into the Abyss (+4, -4)
Halfbakery Easter Eggs (+4, -4)
Hot Asteroid Power (+4, -7)
I care too much! button (+2, -11)
Immortality Tax (+8, -2)
Internal Cooling Drink (+1, -6)
Mixer Pants (+3, -3)
Motivation and Life Guidance from Web-Enabled Screenwriters (+4, -2)
Motorcycle Bagpipe Exhaust (+8, -1)
Natural Limb Regrowth (+2, -1)
Negative Reinforcement Hat (+1, -2)
Nuclear Helicopter (+5, -5)
One-Option Meetup App (+6)
open-source self-reproducing robot (+15)
Paintball Aim Aid for Lobbing Shots (+3, -3)
Puritan Goggles (+5)
Quantum Immortality Solution to the Fermi Paradox (+8)
Quantum Tire Abacus (+3)
Relativistic FPS (+8, -1)
Rifle Shock Absorber (+1, -3)
Scienceball (+3, -3)
Self-Destructing Bike Lock (+10, -1)
Shared Copy-Paste Cache (+4)
Shrödinger's Day-Trader (+5)
sing-along headset (+2)
Solar Fusion Magnifying Glass (+3, -4)
Stop The Run (+7, -3)
Surfing Chum (+4)
Trumpets (+2, -1)
Uncomfortable Truthinator (+3, -1)
VantaBlue (+3, -1)
Virtual Gerrymandering (+3)
Voting Stairmaster Booth (+3, -4)
Wall Soundproofing Water-Absorbent Draperies (+3)
Whale Dive 2 (+5)

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