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http://shapu.blogspot.com
Another idiot spouting idiocy on Blogger

Ideas I'm toying with:

-piezocarpet
-Situationally-soluble urinal cake
-magnetic repulsion handicapped access doors
-hormonal pacemaker
-Nietzsche Day
-Shirt blouser
-Cold-temperature scrubbers (actually, I'm not working on this, because I don't remember what it was)

[Aug 09 2004, last modified Sep 15 2013]

Adjustable-Height Urinal (+4, -1)
Advertising through Waitstaff (+5, -1)
Allergen Garden (+3)
Alterable License Plate (+5)
Alternate Wankel Pocket (0)
Antacid Sweethearts (+11, -2)
Anti-Pickpocket Wallet (0)
Artistic Peripheral Plugs (-1)
Automotive Allergy Snorkel (+2)
Bacon-scented Beard Shampoo (+4, -2)
Baconmobile (+8, -6)
Bad Idea Alert (+2, -5)
Bikini Barbecue Car Wash (+12, -4)
Bread Zeppelin - The Hindenburg Version (+3, -1)
Breast-base Trash Can (-3)
Bug Brush (+1, -3)
Burial at Cliffs (+19, -1)
Buttons installed in gearshifter as industry standard. (+5)
Calliopic Teapot (+7)
Callusing gloves (+15, -2)
Caps Lock Alarm (+2)
Car Washing Tent (+5, -2)
Cartoon Dust Cloud generator (+7)
Cat Watering Brush (+2, -1)
Celebratory Credit Card Reader (+9)
Collapsible USB Thumb Drive (+1)
Combination highbeams/lowbeams (+1, -5)
Comically-Large Coffee Mug with Comically-Small Handle (+9, -1)
Connected Nose-Mouth Snorkel Mask (+2)
Corporate-sponsored bulletproof garb (+2)
Customizable Air Register Deflectors (+2)
Cut Wood Air Freshener (+4)
Deadline Inbox (+6)
Dilatant Crowd Control Mine (+3, -2)
Dry-Erase Shirt (+2)
Ductwork Fire Alarm (0)
Earthquake Electricity (+2)
Emergency Campus Alert Keychain system (+1, -2)
"Establish Tabs" function (+2)
Exploding Organs Shirt System (+3, -2)
Famous Person Mailbox (+4, -2)
Fight-Starting Bottlecaps (+14)
Fish Pens (+4, -1)
Flatulence Reodorizer (+1, -1)
Flintstones Hubcap (+9, -1)
Fully Dissociated Soldiers (+1, -5)
Gypsum Henna Tattoo (+7)
Halfbakery Build Team (+5, -2)
Halfbakery: Help (+10, -3)
Hand-pump Silly String (+6)
Handheld Brine Maker (+1)
Heated Air Runner's Mask (+2)
Heated Mardi Gras Beads (+11, -1)
Highlighter with Pen Mount (+1)
Hourglass Bridge (+6)
Hula Hoop Ice Cream Maker (+19)
Hurricane Windows (+4, -3)
Hydrogenated static cleaning sheets (+3)
Ideas by Peristalsis (+1, -2)
"Idiot" Button (+8, -1)
Interlocking Stove Covers (+2)
Irritation Safes (+5)
Lava Lamp swimming pool (+1)
Lava Mug (0)
Lightning Round Game Show (0)
Limited Preview (-1)
Locust-catching UAVs (+1)
Lovers' Lane Proximity Alarm (+3)
Mac n' Fagioli (+2, -3)
Matte Spray for Suit Coats (+6)
Mattress Clamps (+6)
Maximum Sheets staples (+2)
Mechanical Flag Folder (+1)
Metal Memorial Garden (+1)
Most Recent Visit (+10, -1)
Multiple-Channel Sporting Events (0)
Nerd Cologne (+5, -2)
Never-Lost Golf Ball (+2, -2)
Nitinol Gift Bow (0)
"No, seriously, I'm using cold water" coffeemaker (+4, -4)
"No Such Time" Watch (+4, -3)
Office prank pipes (+4)
Old-tyme newspaper, reprised (+4, -1)
One-Person Handrail (+3, -1)
Online Subscriber Coupons (+1)
Paintball Tracers with LEDs (+3, -1)
Paper file compression (+7)
Peeved by Proxy (+8)
Perfect Parter (+8, -2)
Personal Champagne Room (0)
Personal Status Bar (+5)
Piezochair (+2)
Piratical Measurements (+13, -5)
Pollock Gym (+2, -3)
Power Post (+3)
Recoiling sprayer attachment (+1)
Replaceable Crack Pipe Filter (+3, -1)
Restroom News (+6)
RFID-based model railroad lighting system (+2)
Sack-agawea (+3, -1)
Self-Adjusting Desk (+4, -1)
Self-cleaning air conditioner (+5)
Shoe Coolers (+5, -1)
Slide-in Locking License Plate (0)
Soda Exploder (+5)
Solar-powered low-voltage lighting (+3, -2)
Sounds of the Stadium Sleep Aid (+5, -1)
Spectrography for Voice-over Actors (+1)
Spell-it-out Lava Lamp (+4)
Square-bottom cat box liner (+6, -2)
Steady Table (+2)
Stress-fracture concrete scoring saw (+2, -2)
Surprise! clothing dye (+10, -2)
Synchronize Area Codes to Time Zones (0)
The Foolhard (fh) (+6, -2)
The Foreign Lesion (+6)
Theremin Keyboard (+5)
ThingsGirlsHate.com (+8, -9)
Three-way Seesaw (+7)
Tinfoil-lined hats (+8, -2)
Two-handed Thumb Wrestling (0)
Venetian Blind Repair Kit (+4)
Venture Capital List (+1)
Victimization Insurance (-1)
Wikiwrongea (+14, -4)
Windows For Windowless Offices (+8, -3)
Wine-Tasting Glass with Tube (+6)
"You Are Shady" card (+12, -3)

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