My page is at: http://www.futurebird.com

I am a young, poor, pushy, idealistic theatrical director from New York (was Pittsburgh (was Cleveland)) I love this site and I hope I can get more people in the arts to check it out as it'd be a great way to share proposals for pieces and collaborate etc.

[Feb 17 2001, last modified Aug 09 2008]

a SAD light box that looks like modern art (+14)
all stops bus (+2, -2)
all weather coat: human fur (+6, -1)
Aloneitaire (0)
anyplace you wanna stick 'em keys (+31)
Blood collecting mosquitoes (+3, -4)
boycott almost everything (+12, -3)
brand named fruit with cool pop open tabs (+4)
bread calculator (+2, -1)
Bring Back Juneteenth Day (+2, -2)
bring back neanderthals (+10, -3)
Bum Bank (+11, -1)
callousing cream (+4)
cancel on time (0)
cast your marker and move it (+7, -3)
Cat pillow (+9, -1)
Cat play-pod curtains (+8)
Cell phone glove (+1)
cereal prize kit for weary parents (+4)
chalkboard printer (+7)
Cheer Up Inc. (+7, -3)
cigarette brand name nicotine gum (+2)
coat picker (0)
computer screen suntan (+3, -1)
Country Rap (+9, -4)
crappy looking electronics that are really good (+9, -1)
crosswalk people-counter eye (+4, -1)
Designer Thrift Store (+6, -1)
Divide apartments vertically (+1)
dogway (+4, -1)
Don't be happy: WORRY. (+1)
"Don't forget your dreams." (+1)
donate excess weight to the poor (+10)
duplicate Israel (+5, -5)
evil cell phone mocking bird (+19, -1)
ex smoker driver's license (+5)
exploding pepper! (+8, -1)
Fag "that's ciggs to the rest of you" lock box (+10, -3)
Free Trade of Labor (+11, -2)
freeway chapel performance art (+3, -1)
Frightened Mother's Weekly (+46, -2)
Gearhead, the spa (+3)
Giant Bonsai (+2)
Hall of European Peoples (+5)
Hard Work Vacation (+1)
Home Chaos Sensor (+10, -1)
"honey server" style rotisserie for other things (+7)
Improved non-stopping subway/ underground (+12, -2)
In the box (+13, -2)
inseam based running handicapping (+3, -4)
Instant skyway (+6, -1)
Intelligence test bra (+49, -8)
Internet forum Mercenaries (+15, -5)
Invisible ball (+3)
keep track of kids with cookies (+3, -1)
landscape of eugenics (+7)
lemming task timer (+1)
live tiger (keeps you running) (+6, -4)
location based alarms (+3)
Lock up water bottle/stash for runners. (+8, -2)
Long distance cheek pincher. (+3)
Martini child sipper cap. (0)
Mental Hospital Vacation (+5)
metered ears (+6, -5)
mommy (+27, -1)
mostly not sugar (+1)
my peeps - email sorted by people (+9)
mythical scapegoat race (+12, -5)
national anti-rent alliance (+3, -2)
national day of humour and mockery (+7)
New York City Ballet (+1)
Nicotine injections (+3, -3)
Nightshift Towers (+81, -4)
No addiction drug cycle packs (+5, -2)
Non-wussie stuffed animals (+12, -2)
notebooks that look like pulp fiction (+1)
Offline Online Pawn Shop (+6, -1)
old fashioned cellphone (+4)
online database of bike trails (+5)
Optional Filters (+1, -3)
organic, responsive, bioengineered sidewalk (+16)
Paceplayer (+1)
placebo prescription (0)
plant kennel (+2)
pointy bra (+6, -1)
Postmodern History Map (+5, -1)
pre-written diary III (-1)
primal porcelain stomach-bed (+2)
Print your own Post-it Notes (+5)
rain shield (0)
Random Foreign Policy (+21, -4)
Real blind dates (+15, -7)
Red/Blue buying system (+4, -3)
restaurant at the top (0)
revolving door human sampler (+15)
Rolling average scale. (+25)
shaken' dog car (+6, -1)
shared browser histories for friends (+5, -2)
shirt bag thing and club fashion thingy (+9)
shoppers you are free (+4, -2)
Shrinking Rubber Paper (+3)
sidewalk shadow play (+3)
slice of life (+1, -1)
smart train (+1, -1)
SPEE (Standardized Presidential/Parliamentary Entrance Exam) (+17, -5)
Spiral staircase elevator (+2)
State of Mind (+3)
Stationary Elevator (+13, -3)
Street Math (+12, -1)
stuff that gets sad when stolen (+80, -14)
(subtile wedding) (+2, -1)
Subway shunter doors (0)
sunken scanner well (0)
tax ID for bums (+2, -2)
Telegram reaction video. (+9, -1)
The Definitive Guide to Secular American Holidays (+2)
The new trend: "direct drinking" (+5, -4)
Think Tank Inc. (+7, -1)
translation exchange (+7, -2)
TV/VCR ad filter user network. (+3)
unexpected start kit (+3)
urban jungle (gym) (+14, -3)
Velcro seizure pillow with rubber bit (0)
Verifiable screenshots (+12)
Walk'n Wright (+1)
Water in Pill Form (+5, -7)
Whimpering pleading homework papers. (+4, -1)
Why do I talk like this? (+8)
WWF style Total Anarchy New York City Marathon (+18, -1)

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