i propose all men's underwear be either rust colored,browned-olive or mud colored. perhaps sell them in three packs of these assorted colors. this would all but eliminate the embarrassing streaking common in most male undergarments. i believe the military already does this.

sorry, i have to add, women's come in brick red. god, i'm sorry. children's come in canary yellow...better yet black.
-- trav2, Jul 25 2001

"40 percent of French men, and 25 percent of women, don't change their underwear daily." http://detnews.com/...812/17/12170103.htm
Trav, are you, by any chance, ..., French? [rmutt, Jul 25 2001]

"common in most male undergarments"

I don't think so. Maybe for some bubba-types (sorry UnaBubba) who wear their underwear for 2 weeks and think toilet paper is for sissies.

There may be some statistically significant difference between gay and straight males. Most gay men are rather "anal" about butt cleanliness.
-- quarterbaker, Jul 25 2001


I rarely find cause to paraphrase Tennesee Tuxedo, but in this case am compelled to observe, "Mr. Sealy, you've done it again!"
-- The Military, Jul 28 2001


MITINTK.
-- Susen, Jul 28 2001


Baked, baked, and baked! I have personally seen, but not bought, camouflage-coloured (how appropriate!) boxer shorts at the local (fill-in-the-blank)Mart. And a net search revealed dozens (if not hundreds) of sellers of camo briefs (who'd wear silk mini-briefs????), camo thermal underwear, and even women's camo lingerie.

The only other comment I will make is to suggest you do your laundry in a washing machine, not on a rock in the river.
-- Canuck, Jul 28 2001


Boxers or nothing at all
-- thumbwax, Jul 31 2001


Rotor or fixed-wing?
-- The Military, Jul 31 2001


I was going to give this a croissant for unsavory-ness, but then I remembered I haven't left a skid mark in my drawers since I was 4.

Sorry [trav2]. Maybe next time.

[Susen]: MITINTK?
-- phoenix, Jul 31 2001


W..I..P..E

for the sake of everyone, get some friggin hygine!
-- pixel, Aug 01 2001


sorry, a phrase we use often here is the answer:

"More information than I needed to know"

IOW (in other words), men have more "issues" than I care to know about. Please don't feel you have to share so much [trav2]....
-- Susen, Aug 01 2001


[trav2]: Just how many men's underpants have you been checking out? Actually, forget that, I REALLY don't want to know.
-- CoolerKing, Aug 02 2001


That's exactly why I recommend mink fur lined undewear....excellent camo for skid marks.
-- Blisterbob, Mar 20 2007



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